What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why are there so many single moms in America?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.